Words that rhyme with blog and how they can be used in a poem

Not all poems have to rhyme. If you don't believe me, look behind you. Ha! Gotcha!

blog

shmog

fog 

smog

bog 

clog

frog 

hog 

jog

log

bird dog

leopard frog

rubber frog

give me that rubber frog

belgian sheep dog

eskimo dog

chrysanthemum dog

eggnog

synagogue 

goldenrod

squad

slob

agog 

two Chinese men walked into a synagogue

grog 

There was a young duck family 

that lived on a log.

They lived pretty happily,

you could tell that by their blog.

The day after the hatch,

the parents looked at their new squad

and thought, "what an ugly duckling that is."

"Two Chinese men walked into a synagogue."

Indeed, one duck was uglier than the rest of the kids.

It was so ugly, it was even uglier than an eskimo dog

which as we all know is very ugly

eggnog.

Anyways, the kids started growing

and began to go to school.

School doesn't rhyme with eggnog, shmog.

The ugly duckling realized he wasn't very cool.

All the other ducklings called him names like belgian sheep dog,

loser, ugly, punk,

dumbo, orphan, bird dog, grog,

short, really ugly, and punk.

Chrysanthemum dog.

So the ugly duckling was the object of all humor.

Give me that rubber frog. 

But they didn't know Ug, as they called him, was a late bloomer.

And the day Ug was spotted swimming away into the fog,

no one knew he was going away to bloom.

Some smoke and fog mixed to make smog,

and Ug was captured in the plume.

The flush of ducks was happy to get rid of that slob.

They celebrated and clapped when they saw him leave.

Some were so happy they went on a jog.

But Ug was quick to deceive.

He promptly returned like a leopard frog

that promptly returns, son.

But this time, he was no eskimo dog.

He was an ugly duckling packing a machine gun.

And he blasted away all those mean ducks.